Top 10 Things
To Do During Sex
2) Have an intensely emotional discussion.
4) Pull out sharp, hard, or long objects without any prior warning.
5) Moan or yell a name other than your partner's.
6) Fall asleep more than once.
7) Start to masturbate because the pleasure committee seems to be out for the night.
8) Pee...well, I take that back.
9) Ask, for the first time, if he or she "loves you."
10) Let the dog in the room so it can watch ya'll throw down.