Oscars -- Luvs It!

Wow. It was a beautiful day for the gayz.

Sean Penn won for best actor in the amazing film, "Milk." And, the very fabulous Dustin Lance Black won for Best Original Screenplay. Yay!

Angelina looked hot. I'd give her my left leg if she wanted it. And, although Beyonce's cameo was very unnecessary, she looked as delicious as a hot dog at 2am after dancin' all night.

I also think Meryl Streep looked sexy as Hell. Look, I'm going through an older woman phase. Don't judge! Speaking of which, Halle Berry looked smokin'. Dear G to the O-D. That woman can have my left leg. I'll just get around in a wheel chair.

In my honest opinion, the most overrated film is -- Slumdog Millionaire. Did anyone know it was co-directed?

Gayest lookin' PERSON at the Oscars: Queen Latifah. You can put the lesbo in a dress but you can't take the lesbo out of it! She looked gayer than Richard Simmons at a Potluck in West Hollywood.

Overall, it was an awesome night. I feel like all of the films were deserving of the awards they received. I am proud to be in the entertainment industry and hope to see more films like Milk in the future.

Chris Brown - The Future Ike Turner?

Uh-O. Looks like we have another wife beater on our hands, folks.

It breaks my heart that Chris Brown hits women. He looks so sweet. And, I was a huge fan up until this point...just like I was R. Kelly's.

Look. I know there are many of you folks who think you should separate personal from professional. I definitely understand that, but when a guy goes around hitting women or sleeping with underage kids, I have an issue with supporting their music. It ain't right.

And honestly what is Rihanna thinking? Does she like getting hit in the face? And don't give me that whole, she's-only-nineteen B.S. She's a woman who knows right from wrong. Plus, ya'll know this has probably been going on for a while. Maybe it's the drama. Maybe she gets off on it. Maybe she's scared to branch out and feels she can only trust a guy who smacks her in the face.

Yeah, I know, I'm being harsh. But, there's really no excuse to allow someone to use your face as a punching bag. I guess it proves money doesn't buy you happiness or hide who you really are. I have this feelin' that Rihanna may marry this fool one day or have his babies. But hey, maybe she won't. Perhaps she'll learn from this and never let another man abuse her again in any way.

Being with someone who doesn't treat you right.

This is a huge issue and one that never goes away, particularly with young peeps. I get it, how you can get sucked in. I'm tempted everyday, like last night. I was at a bar and saw a gorgeous woman on the dance floor. But, I could tell she was a drama queen (like Tatiana from this year's American Idol).

In 30 seconds I lived our relationship: I'd have to call her, initiate romantic outings, be emotionally giving while she withdraws, deal with her daddy issues, always focus on her. We'd fight 'cause I asked for her to be nicer. She'd create drama so she can pull away, thus sabotaging the relationship. I'd end it, she'd think I pushed her away and curse at me, saying, "I hope you find someone who can make you happy since I apparently can't."

At some point, it gets easy to sum up people in a glance. Rihanna knew. She knew in the instant she met Chris Brown what kind of man he is. It's written in his eyes. She could feel it, I'm sure. But, she decided to take the plunge in the Ocean of Drama we've all experienced at one point in our life instead of walking away from it.

You live and you learn, right? Let's cross our fingers for them.

Older Women -- Pros/Cons

Older Women

Pros:
1) Lives alone/no gross roommate(s).
2) Has enough money to take care of herself and her kids.
3) Owns vehicle with working air conditioning, heat, and engine.
4) Knows how to put it down, and I'm not talking just in the kitchen.
5) Can defend herself due to physically, emotionally, and verbally kicking so many asses.

Cons:
1) Lots of guards up due to heart being thrown on ground and stomped on time and time again.
2) Still thinks spandex is in style.
3) Falls asleep before 9pm.
4) Believes dancing involves two body parts: shoulders and arms.
5) Only bends over to pick up loose change.

Valentine's Day Blows. Hard.

Yeah, so. Valentine's day was whack this year. I didn't have anyone to share it with nor did I end up locking lips with a random stranger...not that I would (lie).

I'm not saying I miss love. I don't miss love. I don't miss it at all. The love letters. The cute looks and longing gazes. Holding hands...thinking each other's poop is cute.

Sigh. Who the hell am I kidding?

I miss all that shiznit and I can't even front. It's nice. Real supa dupa freakin' nice. I'm a romantic at my core. I love American President. I love the thought of marrying a woman, having kids, and farting in bed as we fall asleep in our old age.

Forreal: Who doesn't love to love? And, for all of those who say you don't, you're in denial.

I spent Valentine's Day with my favorite gay. It was fabulous except I had too much tequilla. I won't go into detail. Then, it was my bday (the 15th) and everyone bought me drinks. I was in oblivion. But, not the good one.

Look. As much of a romantic I am deep down, I'm also scared shiznitless by the thought of being loved for who I am. It's a massive amount of pressure to be with someone who sees right through you and still doesn't care how imperfect you are.

This is a part of growing and maturing as a young woman. Getting comfortable in my own skin and with how unique I am in my own way. It's still tough, ya know, seeing how much growth there is that needs to happen. But hey, this is a part of life and the journey, right?

Next year I strive for a happier and more fulfilling Valentine's Day, even if I am alone. And, I wish that for you as well.

Besos.

Black Prezzie!

It's a big week, peeps.

We got a black president in office and he's the real deal. But ya know what, it doesn't matter that he's black. He would have won anyway, right? My initial reaction to someone saying this to me was,

BULLSHIZNIT

But, then I thought about it. And, I do think Barack--excuse me, Mr. President--would have won anyway. He's just da man! And, I love that I feel like I can trust him. I love that I feel like I can walk into his home (which I can't or else they'll shoot me) and talk to him about life. I feel comfortable knowing that he's in office instead of Bush.

Did ya'll see how happy he was to go. Lol. He looked like he wanted to run home and neva come out. Man, I am glad to see him go. The last eight years have been so disappointing.

Yeah, we have a lot of dirt to clean up. It will be a long, disgusting road to get off of. But, I feel we'll be all right. We will make it, folks. Stay strong.

Yo, did ya'll see how unhappy Bill and Hillary looked at the inauguration? They looked like they wanted to sit on some peoples faces and fart a little bit. I'll try 'n find a pizzie of them and post it up. Yo, and Biden's wife on Oprah. She knew what she was saying. Here's the exact quote:

"Joe had the choice to be secretary of state or vice president."

If I was Hillary I would be hurt. I mean, come on. Think about it. If I'm Hillary I'd be pissed off. You know Obama told Hillary, you're perfect for this job. This is the job I've always had in mind for you since the beginning of time. Lol. And, here she finds out that Joe Biden had the choice to pick whateva position he wanted. Hillary's looking like a victim and I'm starting to feel bad for her.

Go Mr. President! And how cute did he and the first lady look dancing at all of those balls?

New Hope!

(photo found here)

Black President!

Fresh Diploma.

Hope.

Young and Dating.

It's hard to balance school with dating and life. But, there are a lot of positives to be thankful for, peeps.

A black man is about to be president of the motha freakin' country -- Barack Obama! I never would have thought this day would come, but it looks like we're close. Yet, I can't help but think of Al Gore. He was so ahead in the polls and look where we are now......but, I'm going to be optimistic! It's Barack's time. And the thought of Palin being president ('cause we all know McCain has one foot in the grave) makes me wanna vomit.

Lindsay Lohan and Clay Aiken came out! Clay...it's about time. Lindsay. Bless your heart. You're totally doing an Anne Heche right now. It's okay. When I flick on the television and see that you've married a man, I won't be shocked.

Madonna finally got divorced. I thought her husband was going to kill her every time I saw him look at her. I think if they were together for much longer, Madonna would have turned up dead in a ditch somewhere underneath a bridge in Compton.

I'm dating a wonderful woman and writing mucho. To be real with ya, I'm a little scared as I see the economy getting worse and worse. Could be really be going into a recession right before I graduate?

Let's stay positive and hope for the best!

Advice for all my young peeps: save your money and focus on you. There are many unknowns at this time and we need to watch out for ourselves.