Tuesday, June 23, 2009

List - Top 10 Things - Sex.

Top 10 Things
To Do During Sex

1) Fart.
2) Have an intensely emotional discussion.
3) Yawn.
4) Pull out sharp, hard, or long objects without any prior warning.
5) Moan or yell a name other than your partner's.
6) Fall asleep more than once.
7) Start to masturbate because the pleasure committee seems to be out for the night.
8) Pee...well, I take that back.
9) Ask, for the first time, if he or she "loves you."
10) Let the dog in the room so it can watch ya'll throw down.

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