Top 10 Reasons
Why You Shouldn't Date Someone
Just Out of A Relationship
Just Out of A Relationship
1) You'll have to endure hearing "My ex used to do that" or, "my ex used to say that" at least five times a day.
2) Rebound, rebound, rebound!
3) Their apartment is a storage unit for all of their previous partner's clothes, furniture, and fruit loops.
4) You'll be a punching bag for all the emotional baggage and heartache he or she carries around in his heavy pocket. Ouch!
5) When you smile at 'em, there's a high chance tears will start pourin' on down for no reason.
6) Oh, your name isn't Amanda? Welp, that's what your ass is gonna be called in bed since that was his ex-girlfriend's name.
7) He carries around a picture in his shirt 24/7, and it ain't of his mommy.
8) They always want to hear and sing Beyonce's "Irreplaceable" when you're driving in the car or at a coffee shop.
9) You deserve to be with someone who has more of a likelihood to be emotionally available.
10) High chance of mucho gaggage on your way to da airport.
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