Thursday, February 19, 2009

Older Women -- Pros/Cons

Older Women

Pros:
1) Lives alone/no gross roommate(s).
2) Has enough money to take care of herself and her kids.
3) Owns vehicle with working air conditioning, heat, and engine.
4) Knows how to put it down, and I'm not talking just in the kitchen.
5) Can defend herself due to physically, emotionally, and verbally kicking so many asses.

Cons:
1) Lots of guards up due to heart being thrown on ground and stomped on time and time again.
2) Still thinks spandex is in style.
3) Falls asleep before 9pm.
4) Believes dancing involves two body parts: shoulders and arms.
5) Only bends over to pick up loose change.

2 comments:

Lori said...

that was fucking funny....truth hurts.....but fucking funny!!

mc_cool said...

OMG. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!